I just thought I would officially announce what appears to be the commencement of the Intrauterine Soccer Competition today.
Round One Results
3 Points - (Result includes one bonus point)
Never heard of Intrauterine Soccer? Read the explanation below.
Equipment -
1 Ball - (Otherwise known as me)
1 Player - (Otherwise known as Ernie)
Opposition Players -
None
Rules -
Player to kick the ball as hard as they can, as many times as possible.
Player to also kick and wave their arms in celebration after each goal scored.
Bonus points awarded for waking the ball from a deep sleep.
Anyone interested in starting a Intrauterine Soccer Tipping Competition?
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